The League with a BURNING
for football like Ron Mexico!

Fish get their ass FRIED!

The piranhas went from the tank into the pan. The
clobbering at the hands of the Anchormen was as disturbing
as it was pitiful. The lowly fish are 0-3, yet only 1 game out
of a playoff spot. Flying Space Piranhas are not to be toyed
with. If you aren't careful, they might take their helmets off!

BIG DUMP OF THE WEEK

A team with Peyton Manning scores 39 points. This must
be Manning's bye week, right? Nope. They must be
playing against the mighty Ravens or Patriots defense,
right? Nope. They must be on the road in a hostile
environment, right? Nope. Against the Cleveland Browns
no less, and the Manning-led Flying Space Piranhas only
manage 39 points. So sad. The fish are in the bowl.

WEEK SMAK OF THE WEAK

The competition for this weeks
KING OF SMACK was tight until
the end, but right at the last minute
Sam Chi came out of the weeds
and took the award with this blast:

"all you bitches are mine! the baron
will ram it up your ass!"

And now, this special
announcement...

OWN3D!

Losing by a mind-boggling 79 points, the Flying Space
Piranhas had their worst week by far just when they were
facing the Anchormen firing on cylinders they didn't know
they had. The final whuppin was 118-39.

KING OF SMACK

We celebrate the best

smack, and starting this

week, we are going to

celebrate the worst smack

too. This weeks winner is

none other than the owner

of the 1-2 LA Crack, Mr.

Jason Alejandre.

"Maybe you should name
your team the gupies
instead of the Pirannas."

KING OF SMACK